would it be twins or triplets?

Eric, Eric, Eric ...
I have to share a funny one from Eric... yet again...

So I was making bread on Saturday morning, and Eric comes up to me and rests his hand on my bum. I'm thinking that's highly unusual for Eric, so I ask him what he's doing.... His reply... "I'm feeling for the baby." Oh boy - so I'm not only big enough in the front to carry a baby - but now I must be big enough to be carrying one on the backside too... or would that be two on the backside and one in front? Not sure - but I am glad there isn't another baby there. Oh Eric- the things you come up with!